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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
A penny-farthing.
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said,
'Don't you know how to ride a bike?'
'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
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