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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said:
'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied,
'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!'
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
The road.
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!'
Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.
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