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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?
Sir Francis Brake !
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?
Petal !
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?
Bicycle petals !
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